Disheep is our shooting star.
Always gets a clean shot.
Washing dishes is like the Moon: it has its dark side. And no, we’re not talking about things dry, dirty and smelly. Agatha Christie, when asked where she got inspiration for her detective novels, replied that the best ideas came to her while washing the dishes, because it is an activity so stupid that the thought of murder comes to mind easily. If you understand Agatha, know that we understand you too. But if there had been already dishwashers in her day, she probably wouldn’t have written such great books, right? You see, everything has a purpose!
So, no matter what the reason for washing the dishes by hand – the pot is too big to fit in the dishwasher, you like having your nail polish scratched off, or you want to get inspiration for a detective novel – we’re on your side. More! We’ll provide assistance. And not just any, but the best: our Disheep.
Disheep is a sheep that, like Robin Hood, Frodo and Puss in Boots, will help you carry out your mission and win every sink battle. With him, washing a mountain of dishes is like hunting down crocs in your size on discount sales.
And he is vegan, organic and good for allergy sufferers. [ get to know him better! ]
With him you can wash anything away. Dried egg, problems of yesterday and your sins.
Isn’t he cute?
Beautiful, yellow like smoker’s teeth packaging and the shape that looks attractive both in the kitchen and on Instagram. Rumour has it that some people even carry him in a bag, next to Chanel lipstick or Boss perfume. And we respect that.
Good, but not drinkable
Composition [inhale]: vegan, hypoallergenic, safe for the environment, 100% organic, effective and efficient [exhale]. Really cool! You do not need gloves to use Disheep, he’s as delicate as wool!
Who is Mr Mendeleev?
We have great news for those who treat washing up as a meditation: we are glad to inform you that Disheep provides perfectly clean atmosphere for deep breathing. If you want to avoid vapours of dangerous chemicals such as SLES, SLS, NTA, EDTA, PEG, chlorides, phosphates, sulphates, formaldehydes, borates, sodium benzoates, etc. (yuck!) while washing up, use Disheep!
Sheep live in a flock, so get Disheep some company: a fancy sponge, a pin-up girl apron etc. This will give the washing-up a totally new quality. You can even sing along – a selection of the best pieces for washing-up can be found here. With all that you probably won’t be thinking about murder while washing-up;) You know you can always count on us!
We don’t think we need to explain to you how to clean windows, right? Of course not! You don’t need to have a high school diploma to press the sprinkler trigger (or any other trigger for that matter). And if you can’t see a smudge on the mirror, spray the whole surface. Don’t worry, keep spraying! You don’t have to repeat the action or consult it with anyone. With mum, pharmacist or whoever. It’s natural, ecological, and efficient. And you are in charge here, right?
No sooner said than done! :)
Before you start cleaning, think about the beginning, the source. Are these spots your fingerprints, the best evidence of future bloody crimes? Or maybe your child is playing an algae eater whenever he/she sees his/her happy self in the mirror? Or maybe your dog is drooling at the neighbour’s sweet bitch parading in front of the window? Whatever it is, it’s surely going to happen again. It’s nice to know that to clean all that you use something that can be later touched, licked etc.
non-ionic surfactants (<5%), preservatives (Phenoxyethanol)
* 100% ingredients of organic origin + water – classification of ingredients according to the ECHA database (Regulation (EC) No. 1907/2006 of the European Parliament and of the Council of 18 December 2006).
We don’t give you that crap: