For dirt it’s game over. He likes honey… or rather mead
Teddover is our party animal. He likes the hard stuff, you need to know. After every honey night, he rubs his eyes and then the mirror in amazement. And the eyes again, and then the mirror again. Again and again. And still he doesn’t believe that he can look like that. But he knows how to turn his vice into virtue, profession and even hobby. He looks into mirrors and cleans them. And he does it great! Even with a hangover!
Whether you like looking in it or not, you certainly have a mirror, mirror on the wall. And although the picturesque smudges, stains and fingerprints are not a disgrace but an ornament for many, it must be admitted that the more of those, the less functional the mirror becomes. And then it ceases to be a mirror! Don’t let it happen! Save your mirror! True, you could use selfies instead and if you don’t have a mirror, you won’t have problems related to it, but there’s a better way. It’s called Teddover!
With him you can even see your Alter Ego in the mirror.
With him you there’s no fear of abuse. You can clean again and again.
His personality may be shady but his heart is as clear as a crystal. No animal ingredients, chlorine, PEG, SLS, formaldehyde etc. Yes, you’re right, the substance in formalin…Yuck!
Abra cadabra, hocke-pockey, give a chance to your own reflection in the mirror! Give a chance to Teddover!
Not just mirrors, but all glass will shine
Teddover doesn’t spread himself too thin. He is not an all-rounder, but a specialist. He is perfectly aware of his abilities and since they are… er… not unlimited , he chose mirrors and glass. And he shines at that too.
Good inside out
Come and drink with me!… He may be overusing but he is still a real connoisseur. The secret why Teddover is so good at what he does lies within. He has nothing to do with any disgusting chemicals. He’s not like that! That’s why the chemistry between the two of you can be so good!
Many identify with Teddover, many envy him. His riotous life impresses millions. He’s an icon that speaks more than a thousand words when he stands on a shelf. He’s a looker that will make everything he touches look good!
Not only for ladies
How many times, while spending long hours in front of the mirror, thinking/correcting make-up/looking at yourself, have you thought that you are inhaling chemical fumes after cleaning the mirror? Fumes that infiltrate your body? A zillion time probably, just like us. Get over this! Get Teddover!
We don’t think we need to explain to you how to clean windows, right? Of course not! You don’t need to have a high school diploma to press the sprinkler trigger (or any other trigger for that matter). And if you can’t see a smudge on the mirror, spray the whole surface. Don’t worry, keep spraying! You don’t have to repeat the action or consult it with anyone. With mum, pharmacist or whoever. It’s natural, ecological, and efficient. And you are in charge here, right?
No sooner said than done! :)
Before you start cleaning, think about the beginning, the source. Are these spots your fingerprints, the best evidence of future bloody crimes? Or maybe your child is playing an algae eater whenever he/she sees his/her happy self in the mirror? Or maybe your dog is drooling at the neighbour’s sweet bitch parading in front of the window? Whatever it is, it’s surely going to happen again. It’s nice to know that to clean all that you use something that can be later touched, licked etc.
non-ionic surfactants (<5%), preservatives (Phenoxyethanol)
* 100% ingredients of organic origin + water – classification of ingredients according to the ECHA database (Regulation (EC) No. 1907/2006 of the European Parliament and of the Council of 18 December 2006).
We don’t give you that crap: